VEGA HOLDINGS HEAVY INDUSTRIES

KAESONG INDUSTRIAL REGION

Pyongyang, North Korea – In line with our firm commitment to personal liberty and empowerment, VEGA HOLDINGS HEAVY INDUSTRIES is excited to announce the launch of the Ground Ranged Independent Nuclear Deterrence Robot (GRINDR) this Pride Month. Our state-of-the-art, AI-guided, nuclear-powered tank is not just a monumental feat of engineering, but a symbol of our unwavering commitment to the ethos of freedom and self-expression that this month symbolizes.

Built with the highest degree of precision and employing advanced AI technology, the GRINDR is the pinnacle of personal nuclear deterrence. It has been meticulously developed in the Kaesong Industrial Region to meet the unique needs of our clients, both for the defense of personal property and as a striking symbol of power and autonomy.

“Releasing GRINDR during Pride Month is our way of celebrating and recognizing the importance of independence, strength, and resilience in the face of adversity,” says Vega, CEO of VEGA HOLDINGS. “Our advanced, nuclear-capable robot is not only a marvel of modern engineering but also a physical manifestation of the freedom and power that every individual should possess.”

We at VEGA HOLDINGS believe in empowering individuals by making technology accessible to all. The launch of GRINDR is a testament to our commitment to this belief. This Pride Month, we’re not just launching a product, we’re celebrating the powerful intersection of technology, personal freedom, and diversity that defines us all.

ABOUT VEGA HOLDINGS VEGA HOLDINGS HEAVY INDUSTRIES is a North Korea-based multinational conglomerate dedicated to pushing the boundaries of technology to empower individuals. We believe in a world where the power of technology and freedom coexist, and we’re dedicated to making this vision a reality.