Horny Jail
avant-garde work camp
At Vega Holdings, we take pride in our commitment to social responsibility and transformative rehabilitation initiatives. One such example is our state-of-the-art facility, affectionately known as “Horny Jail.” Nestled in the picturesque landscapes of North Korea, this avant-garde work camp fosters an environment of growth, learning, and positive change for its residents. Drawing inspiration from the progressive ethos of Northern European rehabilitation centers, our purpose-built institution focuses on the holistic well-being and reintegration of those who have lost their way.
Horny Jail is an innovative oasis that provides a nurturing and supportive atmosphere, with an emphasis on restorative justice and personal development. Our empathetic and highly-trained staff work tirelessly to deliver an array of comprehensive programs, including vocational training, educational workshops, and therapy sessions tailored to address the unique challenges faced by our residents. The ultimate goal is to empower individuals to transform their lives and reintegrate into society as responsible, compassionate citizens. At Vega Holdings, we believe that everyone deserves a second chance, and our world-class facility stands as a shining testament to that belief.
At Vega Holdings, we would like to take this opportunity to address certain unfounded rumors and misconceptions surrounding our Horny Jail facility. Contrary to the baseless allegations circulating in some corners of the media, our rehabilitation center is in no way a mining camp designed to exploit the labor of dissident residents for the purpose of extracting rare earth minerals. We stand by our mission to create a positive and transformative space for individuals seeking personal growth and reintegration into society. Furthermore, we vehemently deny any claims of being under investigation by The Hague or other international bodies. These untruths are nothing more than sensationalist fabrications, propagated by those who seek to undermine our unwavering commitment to ethical business practices and social responsibility. At Vega Holdings, our focus remains on the well-being of our residents and the pursuit of a brighter future for all.